Goth Comedy Lover Pillows

Why bread shrieks

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Death Takes A Time-Share

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"