Goth Style Lover Pillows

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

New Romantic