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'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Emo

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'