Goth Style T-Shirts

"Too goth?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Tim Burton

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

An Emoo.

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.