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"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Punkins

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Life is ghoul

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"Two for Joy."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Mary Shelley

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Is he expecting you?'

"Too goth?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

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