Gothic Glamour Guru T-Shirts

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Edgar Allen Poe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

Punkins

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Life is ghoul

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Transylvanian Snails.

Gene Tierney caricature

Oscars

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Till life do you part.