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"What cloaks are in style this spring?"

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Punkins

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Nick Cave

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

Life is ghoul

Transylvanian Snails.

Four Horsemen.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

The Death of Pierrot

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"