Goth Style Guru Pillows

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Life is ghoul

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Is he expecting you?'

"Too goth?"

Mary Shelley

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

New Romantic

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.