Goth Fashionista Pillows

Goth Moths

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

The lady is a Vamp.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'