Goth Style Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."