Goth Culture Aficionados Pillows

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Emo

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'