Goth Culture Aficionados Gifts

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."