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Death works from home

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"Is that the Prince of Darkness texting you again...?@

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire Umbrella

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

A vampire's pet peeves.

'They're playing our song.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'