Goth Culture Aficionado Mugs

Death works from home

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"Is that the Prince of Darkness texting you again...?@

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Vampire Umbrella

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Wolfman riding in the Car

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Too goth?"

A vampire's pet peeves.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

New Romantic