Goth Culture Devotee Pillows

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

Wolfman riding in the Car

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

New Romantic