Goth Fashion Pillows

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

Early Goths.

Emo Snail

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Marilyn Manson

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

New Romantic