Goth Fashion Mugs

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Early Goths.

Emo Snail

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

New Romantic