Gothic Fashion Mugs

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Beware of the Cat.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

Drunk Vampire

Four Horsemen.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Transylvanian Snails.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Till life do you part.