Gothic Chic Mugs

'I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Nick Cave

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Drunk Vampire

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Happy Valentine's Day

Transylvanian Snails.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'