Gothic Chic Pillows

'I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

Transylvanian Snails.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'