Gothic Decor Lover Pillows

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cybergoth.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

John Ruskin

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

The Death of Pierrot

Wolfman riding in the Car

The night