Gothic Decor Admirer Pillows

"You wear pyjamas!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.