Gothic Style Appreciator Pillows

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Reaper's Arms

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"You dressed!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

Vampire Bat

Cybergoth.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'