Gothic Architecture Appreciator Pillows

Notre Dame Fire

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vincent Van Goth.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.