Gothic Architecture Lover Pillows

'We like the job you're doing, but were wondering if you could switch up the ringtones from time to time.'

Nell hides from Quilp

"The smells! The smells!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cybergoth.

Vampire Bat

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Four Horsemen.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'