Gothic Arts Lover Pillows

A Grim Reaper Show.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

Vincent Van Goth.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire Umbrella

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Come on - let me guess again."