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A Grim Reaper Show.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Nick Cave

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Transylvanian Snails.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire Umbrella

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe