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"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Grim Reaper Insomnia

Frankenstein's monster hangs up ghost costumes

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vincent Van Goth.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Vampire Umbrella

Get Your Shot

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Transylvanian Snails.

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"