Gothic Art Fan Pillows

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Grim Reaper Insomnia

Frankenstein's monster hangs up ghost costumes

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Beware of the Cat.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire Umbrella

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

The Pride of Frankenstein

Get Your Shot

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"