American Gothic Fan Pillows

Get Your Shot

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Vampire Umbrella

Drunk Vampire

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."