Gothic Architecture Lover Gifts

'We like the job you're doing, but were wondering if you could switch up the ringtones from time to time.'

Nell hides from Quilp

"The smells! The smells!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Early model of baggage claim"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Vampire Bat

Cybergoth.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Nick Cave

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Four Horsemen.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'