Gothic Architecture Enthusiast Gifts

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

Nick Cave

Grim's Fairytales

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Four Horsemen.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"