Gothic Architecture Enthusiast Mugs

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Grim's Fairytales

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'