Gothic Revival Enthusiast Mugs

John Ruskin

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Tim Burton

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The bridge of arts.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The lonely figure

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'