Gothic Architecture Admirer Mugs

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"OK, I got another one. A priest and a nun walk into a bar..."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Four Horsemen.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Come on - let me guess again."

Bath Bonfire

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Architecture Books

"God must have been very pleased."

Dang clip ons!

"Happy New Year!"

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

William Blake.

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"