Gothic Decor Lover Gifts

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Death of Pierrot

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Never think outside the box!"

John Ruskin

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."