Gothic Architecture Fan Pillows

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Transylvanian Snails.

Vampire Umbrella

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Get Your Shot

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Edgar Allan Poe