Gothic Architecture Fan Pillows

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

Vampire Umbrella

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."