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'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cybergoth.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Grim's Fairytales

Four Horsemen.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire Umbrella

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."