Gothic Style Admirer Pillows

"Happy New Year!"

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Four Horsemen.

The art of Eddy Cucumba: vampires

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."