Gothic Style Admirer Pillows

"Happy New Year!"

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Four Horsemen.

The art of Eddy Cucumba: vampires

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Zombies.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Reaper's Arms

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

The Raven in Flight

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

"You dressed!"