Gothic Culture Admirer Pillows

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Come on - let me guess again."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Death text messaging

"Do you want her medium or well done?"

"I love the taste - I just can't stand the sight of blood."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Reaper's Arms

Giant Monster in Bath

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"You dressed!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."