Gothic Appreciator Pillows

"Love your work."

The Dinner Break

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

The Raven in Flight

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"