Gothic Fiction Appreciator Pillows

'He likes to power nap.'

Zombies.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Vampire Bat

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Frankenstein as a boy

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'Hold the raspberry sauce.'

Trilby - 'Qu'est ce qu'il a donc, ce litrebili?'

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"