Gothic Appreciator Mugs

"Love your work."

The Dinner Break

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Reaper's Arms

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Tim Burton

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vampire Bat

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

Four Horsemen.