Goth Appreciator Pillows

'Yes, I know Death comes in many guises, I just don't think it's appropriate.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

Zombies.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Bat

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Dracula's false teeth.

Edgar Allan Poe