Goth Appreciator Gifts

'Yes, I know Death comes in many guises, I just don't think it's appropriate.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Dracula's false teeth.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe