Goth Style Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you have it in black?'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Dang clip ons!

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'