Goth Style Enthusiast Gifts

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

An Emoo.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'