Goth Admirer Pillows

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Emo Snail

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"You dressed!"

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Four Horsemen.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'