Gothic Art Appreciator Pillows

Halloween Role Reversal

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Raven in Flight

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.