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Halloween Role Reversal

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Tim Burton

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"You dressed!"

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.