Gothic Taste Appreciator Pillows

He had a go. He had to go.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Tim Burton

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

The Raven in Flight

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cybergoth.

"You dressed!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Grim's Fairytales